Traffic warden revenge
05 May 2010
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went to a small shop on the High street. I was only in there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket. I went up
to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a stupid jerk.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tyres. So I called him a pathetic loser. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a monkey. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age